I’m not sure who you are, or why you started reading this article, but I’d like to specifically address the religious folks. Hi, I’m The Spartan Atheist, and I wish to explain to you, in fairly simple and honest terms, why we don’t put any effort in caring about your personal experience.
It’s not that I don’t believe you, by the way. If you think that I think you’re lying or something, I’ll go ahead and put this right out front. I am completely convinced that you had some experience. The difference between my position and yours, however, is what we do with that next.
So, in your head, you probably still remember that moment and how defining it was for you. You may also be highly convinced that everything you did, saw, heard, and remember about the event to be fairly accurate. You probably believe your conclusions are quite valid, considering the circumstances. I don’t.
And again, it’s not that I think you’re a slow individual, or a mentally challenged person. Quite the opposite, I think you’re most likely a fairly standard human being in terms of your sensory input, cognitive abilities, and memory retention. And here lies the entire problem. We human beings like to think we’re pretty good at checking stuff out, but the reality is we actually suck. If you don’t believe me, please click on the link below. It’s a focus test on YouTube. Follow the directions, do NOT scroll down, and NO CHEATING!
By now, you may have realized that the test actually has nothing to do with counting basketball passes. And if you’ve never seen this before, you were probably AGHAST that you missed, you know, the quite large and obvious thing that they didn’t mention. And here’s the point: If you watched that video for the first time and missed it, I wouldn’t assume you were lying or not paying attention or physically or mentally disabled. I would assume that you, like most people on the planet, see what you focus on and miss what you don’t.
Similarly, when you were having your experience, there quite possibly were other things happening that you missed. And since we never recorded it, we’ll never know. But I’m sure something else was happening you weren’t aware of.
Let’s talk about your memory of the event for a moment. Now, once again I’m not saying you’re anything less than a normal person. But what do we know of memories? How about another clip. Again, no cheating!
This one was pretty easy, all things considered. But let’s remember, those witnesses didn’t know they were about to take part in an experiment. They weren’t sitting up in their chairs ready to take lots of mental notes. They didn’t know there was going to be a test. But let’s make it just a bit worse. No test here, but you can click this link to see the next video I’ll be talking about.
The difference here is not only are we relying on witnesses, but as the witnesses talked they actually influenced the memory of their fellow classmates. Through a combination of many factors, the students were quite willing to accept a different description than their own memory just based on the reaction of their peers. I tried hard to find a video, but many years ago I saw a nearly similar experiment where the teacher said something like “I just remember how tall he was.” before the students were clued in to the experiment. The perpetrator was actually fairly short, and the teacher’s intentional plant of bad information led the majority of the class to provide a bad report.
Similarly, when you provide me or anyone else your account as you remember it, I’m fully aware that despite you believing every word of your account, it is quite possible that part of your memory was either changed or filled in by another source. That source could have been your own attempts to conclude what had just happened, or another person, but despite you being a fully competent individual, it is possible your recollection is faulty.
It is possible that the thing that struck you most about your experience is just how REMARKABLE it seemed. These are the events that are highly unlikely, like praying the day before someone’s cancer went into remission. Pretty astonishing and convincing, right? Well, no. Not at all. You see, all over this country of ours, in a country of around 69% Christians, there are people praying every day for cancer patients. Also every day in our country, there are a small amount of people that have cancer that goes into remission. In even smaller percentages, it does so by itself. But since nearly 3/4 of all cancer patients have someone praying a Christian prayer over them, the chance that someone prays for them before they go into remission is actually pretty high.
You see, it’s highly unlikely that you will ever win the lottery. But someone does win the lottery. People win the lottery all the time, actually. Just by percentages it’s rare. It really just depends on how many people you know and how often you watch the news that you will be connected with the experience of someone winning the lottery. So I don’t discount your particular experience as not being awfully remarkable, but remarkable things actually happen every day.
Similarly, and just to make it more unconvincing, remarkable things happen pretty much as often as we would expect them to happen. Christian people do not win lotteries or have cancer remissions more or less than Muslim or Jewish or Wiccan people. Remarkable things happen in New Delhi. Remarkable things happen to Haitian Voodooists. I mean, it’s GREAT when awesome remarkable things happen to you personally, but it happens sometimes. It makes for a great story. But it doesn’t convince me.
And let’s not forget that when the Haitian Voodooists have something remarkable happen to them, they attribute it to their religious practices. Since they are predisposed to attribute things to that practice, they assume that the practice CAUSED the event. It reminds me of the story of the Native American buffalo dance. You see, the Native American buffalo dance is reported to have never failed. This may be because once the dance started, they would go on for days or weeks until buffalo appeared. Sure, this may seem like a total “duh” to us, but this same rationalization happens in church. Every week and even every day, people pray for all sorts of things. Sooner or later, something is bound to happen that was prayed for. But nobody keeps track of the prayers. So the prayers that “worked” are remembered, while the prayers that failed are forgotten.
Similarly, weird feelings, fires that don’t burn, freak storms, somehow living through impossible circumstances, or your favorite team winning are all things that sometimes happen. Sometimes they are truly remarkable, other times it’s totally explainable. But it’s still not something that I’m going to automatically jump on any particular bandwagon to explain. And until we can figure out what actually caused the event, we don’t get to just make up a cause.
This is particularly noticeable when we know what the cause is. People get better when they go to a hospital because there is a person there that spent 7 years becoming a doctor to treat them. If all we needed was prayer to “guide the hands of the surgeon”, then why the hell do they spend so much time training and being educated in how to do surgeries? The surgery went well because the person digging around in there knows exactly what every goofy looking thing is, what it does, how it reacts, how it affects the other goofy looking things, and has practiced the procedure so many times that it is nearly muscle memory. You don’t become a great knitter of sweaters by praying. You do it by practice.
So, dear religious reader, I hope you understand that I don’t discount your experience. I’m quite sure it was real, vivid, powerful, and convincing to you. But then again, it happened to you. So yeah, that makes sense. But I remain unconvinced. I know as human beings how bad our perception can be. I know how poorly our memories can serve us. I know how we can leap to poor conclusions. And I know that many seemingly freakish events turn out to have completely normal explanations.
If your god is real, he’s going to have to do better than random chance, highly errant human sensory input, and bad logic to make a case for himself. And frankly, if your god is real, there should be no doubt. I shouldn’t have to rely on the fallible memories of other eyewitnesses telling tales of goofy shit happening to determine if he cares.
The Spartan Atheist