Hey, all. I don’t usually post self-gratifying posts (zero until this one), nor do I try to pick on any one person in my main articles. But this is just utterly ridiculous. I’ll post the conversation:
Yes, John just said that. I couldn’t have made this any easier. And we all know he’s just “lyin’ for Jesus”, because if I proposed two propositions for any other thing he would have been fine saying there were two. Car damaged from deer strike or Thor’s hammer? Two propositions. Food eaten by the kids or aliens? Two propositions. Someone got the job because well qualified or screwed the boss? Two propositions. I don’t care how ridiculous or unbelievable any of the propositions are, it’s a simple matter of adding one plus one.
John isn’t a complete moron, because he may have sensed that the next question I would have asked is “how can we determine which proposition is true?” Naturally, his religiously suppressed brain did not allow him to even allow for the consideration of any proposition he didn’t like, so he literally had to say that 1 + 1 = 1!
This is what religion does to your brain. Stay off religion, kids. It makes you stupid.
The Spartan Atheist