Your God is a Pussy

Listening to the religious folk in this country today, there are hundreds of clergy, street preachers, politicians, and even Roseanne Barr (Yes, THAT Roseanne!) telling us that their god is super pissed off and is going to jump in and fix this country.

Bring it on!

Let’s see the worldwide flood. Bring it on. I’d love to see that. I’d love for your god to get off his lazy ass and actually do something. But he won’t, because your god is a pussy and is unable to effect even the slightest impact on the real world.

Let’s see Donald Trump become president again and immediately. Bring it on. He will not lose the election will be reinstated before the inauguration by March by April by May by August on September 18th by the end of the year. Sure he will. Let your wimpy god do it. I’ll wait and eat popcorn.

Let your god wipe out all the gay communities. Have him cause a local hurricane to wipe out the “gay” places like San Francisco. And since we are talking about hurricanes, tell your god to quit treating the bible belt like crap and lift them up to prominence! Make Kentucky something other than a piece of shit state! I dare you. I dare your wimpy, lazy, pussy god to try. Bring it on, you sniveling, wimpy god!

C’mon, pussy god. Wipe this country off the face of the earth. I DARE YOU! Hahahahahahahaha! We have abortion, gays, satanic music, and apparently a baby eating lizard man in the White House. Quit being a bitch and do something about it already! Bring it on!

Why does your meek and weak god keep killing his most fervent supporters? The bible belt has HORRIBLE life expectancy. Hit the rest of us, I dare you! We are atheists, agnostics, pagans, fornicators, polyamorous, LGBTQ+, environmentalists, drinkers, smokers, drug users, educated, and sports nuts, and we exist in higher numbers where you never seem to hit. What is your god waiting for? An invitation? Can your god not show up to the party unless he has a written invitation from the Pope? What the hell? Fuck your god.

Jesus Fucking Christ, your god is such a wimp, mere puny humans can kick him out of school, and function as wholesome, healthy, sane, social, humane, and caring societies without him. Every region where his worshipers gather in numbers turns to shit! Hey god, you pussy, you’re killing your own people! Is your eyesight as bad as your miracles? I’m over here! Hit me with lightning, you pussy! Strike me dead where I stand! Do it!

Happy International Blasphemy Day, y’all!

The Spartan Atheist

14 thoughts on “Your God is a Pussy

  1. yep, poor impotent god. can’t do anything and its followers find themselves scuffing their foot and insisting that their big bully will “get” everyone SOMEDAY

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  2. You know a supernatural entity has no real power to speak of, when it’s left to servile religious fanatics to cry outrage over blasphemy, and try to take matters into their own hands.

    What’s scary is religious zeal, not some pissweak god. Blasphemy is a non-existent crime; it doesn’t even exist, really, except in the minds of unstable, dangerous fundies.

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  3. That is a great piece of truth, the only thing that god does is fuck his own flock, they become brain dead and give their money to the people who work for him to make them even more stupid. God could not even tie his own shoe laces or zap a pesky fly.

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  4. Oh, I’d add to this that the followers of said pussy god are, indeed, pussies themselves!! Whiny little mewling bitches–the lot of ’em!

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  5. Yahweh is such a pussy that he must hide away from everybody instead of showing himself. He likes to make threats but he won’t do anything. Yahweh is so lazy that he must have his followers do all his bidding while he pretends to not exist. Yahweh is so dumb that he doomed mankind by having Adam eat from a tree. Should we follow Yahweh? Nah way!

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      1. I once challenged Jesus to an arm wrestle so he could prove that he’s the son of God. He told me “‘I’m coming soon.” To this day I’m still waiting…

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  6. There’s a pattern in your posts, TSA. You rail against this god-in-the-box called religion because you’ve no control over God.

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    1. Lol! You don’t care about logic, and it shows.

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  7. He helped my aunt catch a really big fish after she prayed real hard once, so there’s that…

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